haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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