It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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