After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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