At least make sure they are 18
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Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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