I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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