If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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