Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I have feelings that need drinking.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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