She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
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