whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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