i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
Terrible idea I love it
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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