Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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