im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
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