Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
My vagina is officially offended.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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