i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
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