So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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