i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I am mentally ready for anal.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Randomize
