'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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