I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Randomize
