im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
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