Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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