Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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