We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
She's the barista slut.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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