I want to stick my p in your. b.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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