Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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