I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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