So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
