her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I would fuck him just for his dog
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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