She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Did you just see the Batmobile???
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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