You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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