Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
She's JV to your varsity
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
Randomize
