If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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