Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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