nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
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