we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
We smell like vodka and hangover
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