pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
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