What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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