my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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