He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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