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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
You are the jesus of drinking
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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