I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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