I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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