Duck Duck Cougar?
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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