After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Randomize
