I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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