I'm eating all of the evidence.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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