I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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