I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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