Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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