? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I just made out with a guy for $7.
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
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