Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
There r osticjed everywhere
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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