I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I'm always down for nudity.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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