Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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