doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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