six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I just want to make out with him forever
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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