I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
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